The First Time

Today’s prompt: “The first time you had sex”

The first time I had sex, I faked an orgasm. I think I was reasonably convincing.

Maybe if you’d been that convincing when you faked your own death, you’d still be alive today. You did a reasonably good job of procuring a corpse and dismembering it enough that all the people out for your blood were fooled for a while. But when you started ordering Amazon packages delivered to your house, it was kind of a dead giveaway. Dude. At least move out of state.