We've Got Spirit

Today’s prompt: “Write ten new cheers for a high-school cheerleading squad.”

1. Say hey, say ho
   Your corporeal form has got to go
   I hope that you like crabs
   ‘Cause you’re about to be eaten by Janai’ngo!
2. Gimme an E!
   Gimme an L!
   Gimme a D!
   Gimme an R!
   Gimme an I!
   Gimme a T!
   Gimme a C!
   Gimme an H!
   What’s that spell?
3. Boom-shaka-laka-laka!
   Boom-shaka-laka-laka!
   You’re off to the Dreamlands
   To be eaten by Gurathnaka!
4. She’ll hit you in the chest!
   She’ll hit you in the face!
   It doesn’t matter where she hits you
   When Cynothoglys is on the case!
   Her touch, it will not calm you!
   Her touch, it will embalm you!
   You’ll take your last gasp
   In the Mortician God’s grasp!
5. You’re about to lose
   Before you can make a sound, yeah!
   Ammutseba’s tentacles
   Are gonna wrap around ya!
6. When I was a little kid I loved
   Tyrannosaurus Rex!
   He might have had small forearms
   But that dino sure could flex!
   Back then I also really liked
   The triceratops!
   With his three long horns
   He really pulled out all the stops!
   But watch out for Dythalla!
   That dude is still around!
   And the Lord of the Lizards
   Will put you in the ground!
7. He’s got three tongues and twenty-eight claws!
   K’nar’st is gonna lay down the law!
   You better watch out for your jugular!
   He’s gonna be judge, jury, and executioner!
8. It’ll slice you, and dice you,
   Julienne you to perfection!
   Mortllgh’s vortex of blades
   Will end you in dissection!
9. Four, six, eight, ten!
   Look out, here comes Mordiggian!
   You’re facing that dark, shape-shifting cloud?
   Might as well walk in a lion’s den!
10. Be blasphemous! Be, be blasphemous!
    Nug and Yeb, they’re always so ravenous!