Knock Knock
30 Jul 2021Today’s prompt: “Write a ‘knock knock’ joke. Then use it in a story.”
“Knock knock,” says the loud, deep, malevolent voice at your door.
“Who’s there?” you ask.
“Hziulquoigmnzhah.”
“Hizzy-quig-munch-whatnow?”
Your door is ripped off its hinges by an Old One that looks like a squat, fat, combination toad-bat-sloth thing with a long neck, long forearms and dozens of short, stubby legs.
“You fucked up my name and my joke!” he screams.