Rant

Today’s prompt: “Rant about something you hate – let loose. Now rewrite that rant with the intention of convincing someone else to share your feelings.”

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH CTHULHU IS THE WORST HE ATE MY ENTIRE HOMETOWN INCLUDING MY SISTER AND MY BEST FRIEND MICHELLE AND MY NEIGHBOR insert your name here AND MY DOG GODDAMN THAT VILE MURDEROUS PIECE OF BETENTACLED SHIT AAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHH FUCK CTHULHU

But seriously, fuck Cthulhu, right?