Screwed Over II

Today’s prompt: “Write about the same event from the above prompt with the intent of convincing the reader that you were fully to blame. Which version of the story is more convincing?”

“You know, if you hadn’t eaten all those magnets, I’d be having a lot harder time drilling all these screws into you,” the man in the expressionless white mask and hooded black robe says as he holds another Phillips head screw up to your chest and presses his finger into the trigger of his cordless drill.