Drunken Apprentice

Today’s prompt: “Another drunken episode”

Have you ever seen the Jackie Chan movie Drunken Master? He gets drunk and performs incredible martial arts? You’re kind of like that. Only the reverse. You got drunk, and all of a sudden people started attacking you, and what did you do? Why, you were utterly incompetent in that fight. When you attempted a flying kick, you landed on your ass. Your tiger claw only succeeded in overturning a half-empty bottle of whisky. And you managed to head-fu a wall. Your attackers’ martial arts style, on the other hand, is quite deadly.