Cultist Mingle
01 Jan 2020Today’s prompt: “Write two descriptions of yourself for an online dating service. First, be the kind of guy/girl who’d be taken home to meet the mother. Then try a hot, sexy version.”
About me
I try to keep my life centered on the important things – family, friends, faith, and good barbecue. I enjoy coaching little league, baking apple crisp, and going on picnics.
I often catch myself thinking…
Where did I put my wrench?
Gosh, what a good day for a hike.
What Would Cthulhu Do?
Likes
Golden Retrievers, manning the grill, making human sacrifices to the Great Old Ones.
About me
I’m the person your mother warned you about.
I often catch myself thinking…
Where did I put my riding crop?
What a great day to go skydiving. Or skinny dipping.
How do you pronounce ‘fhtagn,’ again?
Likes
Motorcycles, the smell of leather, making human sacrifices to the Great Old Ones.