Custody

Today’s prompt: “You are the lawyer in a divorce case. The only point of contention is custody of the dog. Argue that your client should get the pup.”

“Your honor, my client’s ex has argued that this dog is dangerous, and that my client has been ignoring the warning signs around his behavior,” you state, before making your way over to the dog in question. “She argues that the dog must either be contained or put down. But this is ridiculous. Cujo is a sweet, sweet boy who wouldn’t hurt a fly. Who’s a good boy, Cujo? Who’s a good b–AAAAAAAAAGH!”