Say Your Prayers

Today’s prompt: “Write two prayers for your character: one to be said in private, one to be said in public.”

They pray, publicly: “Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah-nagl fhtagn.”

You pray, privately: “I hope you choke on my bones, you eldritch shitbag.”