Bad Habit

Today’s prompt: “Describe one of your bad habits and why you secretly get joy out of it.”

You like to set booby traps around your house. That’s not the bad habit. The bad habit is forgetting where you put them. One day, you find yourself yanked skyward by a paracord, stabbed by the wooden stakes of your feather spear trap, and incinerated by explosives. But you’ve always loved surprises.