To-Do #2

19 Mar 2019

Today’s prompt: “The general manager of the New York Yankees’ personal to-do list”

From the Desk of Harold George Steinbrenner III:

To-Do List:

Buy up all the good players.

Swim through vault of money like Scrooge McDuck.

Bask in the hatred of all who surround me.

Make sacrifice to the Outer Gods who keep our family in power from generation to generation.

Take a baseball bat to the head of that fucker [insert-your-name-here] who shows up at games with signs saying “Steinbrenner sold his soul to the Outer Gods.”

Go to sleep, dreaming of money.