To-Do #1

18 Mar 2019

Today’s prompt: “The president’s personal to-do list”

From the Desk of Robert Cooper, 48th President of the United States:

To-Do List:

9 a.m. – Presidential Daily Briefing.

10:30 a.m. – Interfaith meeting in the Rose Garden with the heads of the Black Brotherhood, the Church of Starry Wisdom, and the Esoteric Order of Dagon.

1 p.m. – Address the nation about the Anti-Cultist terrorist threat from within our nation.

2 p.m. – Meet with Speaker Pérez on legislation establishing national holiday in honor of Dread Cthulhu.

4 p.m. – Photo op with donors.

5 p.m. – Convene in war room with advisors on sending in the FBI to take out pockets of resistance fighters in Utah and Vermont led by Catherine Freeman and [insert-your-name-here].

7 p.m. – Dinner with U.N. Secretary General.

9:30 p.m. – Yoga.

10:30 p.m. – Ritual bloodletting.