Recipe for Disaster
23 Jan 2019Today’s prompt: “Write a recipe for disaster.”
2 Old Ones, rivals
2 1/2 cups fanatical worshippers, divided
The blood of one virgin
A pinch of mystic artifacts
3 cups innocent bystanders, including yourself
1/4 cup raisins
Soak raisins in water until plump; drain. Sift half the fanatical worshippers with the first of the Old Ones, along with the blood of a virgin. Let stand until frothy. In a separate bowl, combine the remaining fanatical worshippers with the second of the Old Ones and the mystic artifacts. Mix until a doughlike mass forms. Add second Old One mixture to first; stir to combine. Add bystanders in, about a half cup at a time, stirring after each addition. Knead. Form into loaves. Bake at 350 degrees for several eons. Throw the raisins away.