Facebook Statuses from the Far Year 2023

Today’s prompt: “Write Facebook status updates from the year 2017.” (The book was published in 2012.)

“TFW you didn’t get any sleep last night because your neighbors were up all night chanting ‘Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.’”

“The liberal media doesn’t want you to know that Hillary’s email server was hiding direct communications with Cthulhu himself. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!”

Buzzfeed article: “20 Reasons Why the Ascendancy of Our Dread Lord Cthulhu Might Not Be as Bad as You Think.”

[Facebook posts cease as, much like all its users, the site dies on Aug. 17, 2023.]